Showing posts with label For the Horde. Show all posts
Showing posts with label For the Horde. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Garrosh Confirmed!! ...Frick!

You can forget about your George Bush or your Barack Obama messing things up, depending on which side of the aisle you're looking at things from. Neither one of them would compare to the potential damage Garrosh Hellscream can cause, and now it has been confirmed by blue posts. Garrosh will be the new leader of the Horde.

Garrosh is confirmed to be the new leader of the Horde. He has redesigned Orgrimmar and the Taurens and Orcs are the only races allowed in the center of the city because they're the only ones strong enough to defend it.
That's pretty whacked out news although not entirely unexpected. Except the part about Taurens and Orcs being the only ones allowed in the center of Org. What the hell is up with that? I'm especially surprised around the Tauren being there considering there are rumors floating that Garrosh is going to kill Cairne Bloodhoof after he takes over. Are the tauren actually going to follow Garrosh after losing their beloved chieftan? I find that unlikely, so I'm wondering if certain deals are being made with certain old tauren crones who live in parts of Thunder Bluff. Interesting.

Now I'm waiting for the news that Jaina Proudmoore gets ousted from Theramore by Varian Wrynn to reflect what happens with Thrall.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Garrosh, Warchief?

It's on the tongues of the rumor spreaders and naysayers of the internet that when the Cataclysm happens, Thrall will be taking leave of the Horde for a...special project alongside Jaina Proudmoore. So the question arrises, who is going to be the next warchief?

Rumors and speculation abound hint that it's going to be the newest super badass, or just plain ass depending on how you look at things, Garrosh Hellscream.

This choice of new warchief, assuming they are true, is not exactly popular among the WoW fanbase. In fact, someone on WoW Insider managed to come up with a list of people who would make better warchiefs than Garrosh Hellscream, found here.

LOL at #15 and 16 :D

I have to agree, Garrosh would make a lousy warchief. Right now when I look at Garrosh, I see the Horde version of Joffrey Baratheon from A Song of Ice and Fire, who, as everyone who is smart enough to have read that series knows, is a bloodthirsty little fucker. (Btw, if you're not smart enough to have read that series, GTFO your computer now and go get it, the first volume is A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin). Anyway, the point is, Garrosh, like Joffrey, is going to mess things up...a lot. The moment he gets into power is the moment the war between the Horde and Alliance goes to a new level of violence, and everything that Thrall has done to bring the Horde up out of the dark is going to be ruined in very short order.

For a lot of citizens of Horde, this is very much wanted actually. With the recent declaration of war against the Horde by Varian Wrynn and the alliance, and renewed aggression between the two factions, more than a few of the Horde have been viewing Thrall's wishes for peace as weak and frustrating, and they want action to be taken. I'm sure a lot of alliance also saw this in guys like Bolvar, Jaina, Tyrande, and King Magni before Varian came back, and their new king served as a breath of fresh air in the Horde vs Alliance theatre.

Garrosh Hellscream might be the same thing for the Horde. Tragic? Yes, and a lot of both Horde and Alliance lives will be lost in that war, especially with the Cataclysm killing the world and Deathwing breathing down everyone's necks. Not a good time to start a war, Garrosh! But then again, what stopped Varian from doing the same thing when the Lich King was still at large.

...Holy crap, here I am talking like Wrath of the Lich King is already over! Ah well, at this point I really am more looking forward to Cataclysm.

Anyway, I think that Garrosh taking over the Horde and butting heads with Varian in an all out gankfest is going to be a very interesting story. Garrosh is possibly going to bring the Horde back down to where it was when Blackhand's days, or at least Orgrim Doomhammer anyway. Garrosh is definately more like Orgrim. He's nobody's bitch, unlike Blackhand who was a tool for Gul'dan. This will create two scenarios. 1) It will give Thrall a chance to be a hero again when his duties to the Council of Tirisfal are completed and 2) it will give Varian a chance to make up for his past moments of being a total douche bag. Thrall and Varian working together to bring down Garrosh?

Might be interesting. :)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Patch 3.1


So, finally. Patch 3.1 has arrived. After a busy day I get home and start WoW up, and it immediately started the download process, jumping to 10% complete in no time.

It's now at 13%, and it's been going for an hour. It looks like I'll be leaving it overnight and hopefully see some progress in the morning. Hopefully.

I really hope this is worth it. Honestly though, I am looking forward to this patch and all it's bringing. More than anything I can't wait to see the inside of Ulduar and all it has to offer. I've recently became a freak for titan lore, loving every bit of the questing in Storm Peaks. The raid seriously looks awesome. I'm also looking forward to the dual spec system. Spending 50 gold to respec to resto in order to heal for a raid and then another 50 to respec back to elemental when it was over? A thing of the past! Now it's just a button click, and vwala! :D

I don't know about any of the rest. I know a lot of people are going to be pissed about some of the class changes, and I can't say I'm too happy with some of the things that are being done either. I never play demonology on Waltz, my lock, anymore, but I see how badly that spec got thrashed with the removal of demonic sacrifice as well as a couple other abilities. Ones that have been there since the dawn of time. Ouch. I am a little peeved about the thrashing of destro spec, which is my current build. Moving plus crit to Soul Fire into the demo tree? I'd like to know what the fuck they were thinking on that.

Also, R.I.P. dual wield frost Death Knights. :(

While downloading I watched the promo video for Ulduar. As always, it showed a preview of what was to come in Ulduar by showing a few clips and creating some sense of dread with the release of Yogg-Saron. "Soon, we're going to be the prisoners," says Brann Bronzebeard. *brrr* That's chilling. His heart is in the right place, he knows that the threat is very real. I have to say I have a little more respect for Rhonin now after watching this video, even though he is a Marty Stu character put in by certain influence, but here I see his heart is in the right place too.

And though it's no surprise, I have less respect...no wait, I don't have any respect left for Varian Wrynn and his douchebaggery. He's doing as he's expected to do, be an asshole even in dire circumstances. I am, however, getting a little mistrusting of Garrosh Hellscream. The dude has a little bit too much blood and thunder on his mind if you ask me. He's an awesome warrior and I'm glad he's on our side, but I wonder if he's going to cause some problems in the future.

However, it was fun to watch him and Varian cross blades. I think Garrosh could probably kick his ass left and right and leave him crying for his pappy. Hell, the guy was able to go toe to toe with Thrall once!

Here's a quote I thought I'd share. It was found by a friend of mine in the WoW forums, posted by an alliance player:

I was born in the mountains of Dun Morogh. Trained from birth in the ways of a warrior. I have drawn blood for the Alliance and shed my own in return, I have killed for it and I will die for it. As a proud and loyal member of the Alliance I can say without hesitation of fear of contradiction that Thrall would have kicked seven flavors of shît out of Wrynn.
Sorry, but I Lawlz every time I read that. ;) The fact that it was posted by an alliance player makes it even sweeter.

Now, in retrospect, when Thrall and Garrosh fought during the Scourge attack on Orgrimmar, I believe that Thrall held back. He didn't like the thought of fighting his late best friend's son, so I think he went in just wanting to teach Garrosh a lesson, and ended up being forced to his knee. Garrosh is no slouch! The dude can wail on you and leave you a bloody mess on the ground. In all honesty, I think him and Varian Wrynn would put up a good fight for one another!

I wouldn't mind setting them in a room and letting them go at it until one of them goes down. I'd put my money on Garrosh.

Well, it's about midnight and I have work in the morning. The WoW downloader has since moved to 14% and is now hanging there. It is moving it seems, just way too slow. This is either the biggest patch in WoW history or my computer is starting to feel some pressure. I guess I'll just let it go through the night and hopefully it will be ready.

*sigh*

Edit: Yay! It moved! Now at 15%! :) Ok, off to sleep.

Monday, March 23, 2009

WoW and the Real World

I have always thought that the World of Warcraft was basically a representation of our world in a sense, and the things that go on in WoW has sort of represented events of real life.

Take, for instance, the constant conflict between the Horde and the Alliance. In retrospect, these are two sides that have the same goals in mind: to live in peace and make the best life possible for themselves and for their children, and that is entirely understandable. We all want the same for ourselves and our children, so we do what we do. However, these two forces often clash and viewpoints conflict, differences can't be resolved, greed often steps in and whispers in someone's ears saying "you don't want to share with the other side", so they try to take things that don't belong to them, the other side tries to defend it, and thus war breaks out. It's a law of the world as a whole.

I view the relationship between the Horde and the Alliance a lot like the way I view the relationship between Democrats and Republicans. These are two factions of people who should not be fighting because they are both pursuing the same thing, and thus should work together to achieve it. The Horde and the Alliance both face the same enemies in the Scourge or the Burning Legion or the rising threat of Old Gods and corrupted dragonflights. Just as Democrats and Republicans, both Americans, face threats of terrorism and a declining economy. If one side were to work with the other side, it would make things better for everyone, yes?

Every once in a while though, a certain someone comes along who has no interest in playing with the other side, he just has his own agenda in mind or is driven by his own motivations and not those of the country he is trying to protect. In those regards I see Varian Wrynn along the same line as George W. Bush. Bush was driven by the thought of wanting to "kick ass" and Varian is driven by his revenge, both started wars against the wrong people, and though Varian has not screwed Stormwind the same way Bush screwed America, I would not doubt if it comes down to that. He is a man who was traumatized as a child when he saw his father murdered and his home burned during the first war and has suffered much since then, and people like that might be great combat leaders but they seldom make great kings. I really think that this vendetta turned to war against the Horde is going to cost Stormwind a lot when it's all said and done.

The bottom line is that I think that Blizzard introduced Varian Wrynn as an allegory of Bush's presidency. It begins with a tragedy to both the Horde and the Alliance by what happened at the Wrath Gate event (9/11) and both sides are quick to make the perpetrators pay for it. When they do though, Varian Wrynn sees all the human bodies in Undercity and gets pissed. The truth is he's always hated the Horde, and now he has an excuse to move against them, even if they had nothing to do with it (Iraq and 9/11).

A lot of Alliance players have drank that kool-aid however just the same way a lot of Republicans bought into that reasoning and were quick to support a war. The only difference at this point is that Bush did not make war on the Democrats, but with the start of the war the differences between Dems and Reps took a nasty turn for the worse.

This is where we're at now in WoW, two sides fighting each other when they should be fighting a more dangerous enemy, and though I have no doubt that we'll take care of the Lich King, Yogg-Saron, and any other real threats to Azeroth, I think the war between the Alliance and Horde will most undoubtedly get in the way. And even after the Lich King has been defeated, what then? Will the war go on, or will certain people gain some sense? Judging by the nature of WoW, I doubt it.

The whole tragic thing I find about all this is just how enamured some Alliance players have gotten with Varian Wrynn. "Ohhhhh, we have a king who kicks ass now! He's going to lead us to victory! *GASP* SQUEEE!" A lot of Americans did the same thing with Bush because he was a dude who was willing to take the fight to the sands of Arabia and beat terrorists on their own ground, but as things got worse he lost a great deal of support. Some not so bright individuals in the world still think that Bush was the best president ever though, just as I think some Alliance players will think Varian is the best king ever.

You know, I don't hold it against Alliance players for playing Alliance, I started WoW as Alliance myself and still have a few alts abroad. I don't hold it against people if they want to be Conservative Republicans either. I might not agree with their ideals or beliefs, but this is America and they are entitled to those ideals and beliefs. However, if, as a Republican, you are not appalled, embarassed, and ashamed of George Bush, then I think there is something seriously wrong with you. I'm not to that point yet with Alliance players and their attitudes towards Varian Wrynn, but time will tell if we get to that point.

What will our new Alliance Bad Boy have to do to get to that point? Everything that Bush did I guess. Can we expect Varian Wrynn to all of a sudden start ignoring the Lich King the way Bush started to ignore Osama Bin Laden, just to concentrate his efforts on Thrall? Instead of toppling Icecrown Glacier, will he try to burn down Orgrimmar first? Is Varian Wrynn willing to sacrifice the sons and daughters of Stormwind to fight a needless war? Is he willing to destroy his nation's economy to get that war?

God, I hope not, but I would not be surprised. I guess our saving grace is that some of the factions out there who were once part of the Alliance probably will not support King Douche if he makes such an action.

I already mentioned in the last thread that I think Jaina would stop being Alliance only if it came to blows and she was forced to choose sides. Doubtless guys like Tirion Fordring, who has friendships with orcs, will see such things as folly, plus his focuses are on the Lich King.

I'd like to think that people like Velen, Tyrande Whisperwind, and King Magni might have more sense, but who knows... The draenei have bad blood with the orcs for past transgressions, Tyrande is constantly getting upstaged by Staghelm, and Magni Bronzebeard has no love for orcs either, so they might support a war as well, to which they currently are it seems.

What will they do if things start turning bad though? Only time will tell.

Jaina Proudmoore, What Next?

I am assuming that by this point, everyone I know has done the Battle of Undercity quest in some form or another, or has already had it spoiled in some form or another. If you haven't done the questline yet, and if you don't know what happens, and you don't want to be spoiled, then you should stop reading about....now.

Ok, moving on. I'm interested on what our pretty little mage is going to do next now that the Alliance and Horde are back at each others throats even worse than before now. I know that King Douche is going to be trying to take the battle to the Horde lands if the war keeps going after the Lich King has been dealt with (assuming he can be when those who are suppose to stop him are fighting each other), and he'll foolishly try to invade Kalimdor, Duratar, etc.

My question is, what will Jaina do in that respect? I can think of only one thing that she would do in that regard. The same thing she did when she sided with Thrall against her own father, and refuse to help fight the Horde. If that would happen, then I imagine that King Douche will certainly be the douche that he is and kick Theramoore Isle from the Alliance.

My prediction for the future includes an ocean expansion. It would be stupid for Blizzard to not tap those regions in between the continents as new territories, less that big Maelstrom is just going to sit there as a not-so-pretty picture in the center of the map, staring at us mockingly. When those oceans become available, let's look at the facts:

Eastern Kingdoms Open Ports:
Stomrwind Harbor: Alliance Controlled
Menethil Harbor: Alliance Controlled
Booty Bay: Neutral
Sunwell Isle: Netural (maybe this won't be included?)

Kalimdor Open Ports:
Theramoore Isle: Alliance Controlled (currently)
Ratchet: Neutral

Sorry if I missed any, but as you can see, the Horde is kind of lacking on actual open ports in either of the two continents. Since the beginning Horde transport has depended on zeppelins to get them to and fro across Azeroth, and if you include zepellins into the lines along with ships, that's two for the Horde. It's still kind of unbalanced though.

What am I getting at? Well, I'm hoping that with an ocean expansion we finally get the option of player ran ships, battle on the high seas, that sort of thing. The problem with that currently is that as a Horde player, I do think that captaining a zeppelin would be pretty awesome, but I want the options of actual ships for the Horde as well, but right now they are lacking in viable ports to call on, so I think that Blizz should make some for Horde only just as Alliance have their own (this means, of course, that Alliance would get their own zep towers, and I think that would suck, but fair is far I guess).

You're probably asking, what the hell does any of that have to do with Jaina Proudmoore?

Simply this. If Jaina refuses to take part in Varian Wrynn's war against the Horde, I can see him getting pissed off at her and kicking Theramore Isle from the Alliance. I then see Theramore becoming neutral territory, now open for Horde characters to enter, ships included, and I think that would be frickin' awesome. I always thought it was kind of a crappy thing to do to make it for only Alliance considering the friendship that was forged between Thrall and Jaina, but I guess that's the way the world turns sometimes. Hopefully soon we'll be seeing some changes happening.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

For the Horde!!

*From the writings of Dakore, Shaman of the Horde*

We stand victorious, and the Horde has reclaimed the Undercity! Lok'tar Ogar!

Varimathras, a dubious ally for many years now, has finally shown his true colors and betrayed the Horde. For a time, Sylvanus and many of her loyal followers, loyal to the Horde, were ousted from the Undercity. Through the might of the Warchief, the Dark Lady, and the power of the Horde, we have taken it back and destroyed Varimathras!

Only to be met by another tragedy. Alliance forces have also broken into Undercity through the sewers and successfully destroyed the other traitor, Putress. When they were done with that, they charged us in the Throne Chambers and attacked us.

Some time ago I saw the human warrior once known as Lo'Gosh, a gladiator slave fighting in Horde arenas. Since then he has found his true self as king of the alliance city of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn. Now he has proven the age old fact that all warriors of the Horde know to be true. For every honorable human like Bolvar Fordragon who falls due to unjust betrayals, there is another dishonorable human who rises in power. Now the Alliance is being led by this fool!

All I see is war in the immediate future, and the times after that are uncertain. How can a man make war on a people when a much more grave threat threatens to destroy all that is. I have always know humanity as a whole was a race of dishonorable people, and it should not be a surprise that the one who calls himself their king is the most hateful and spiteful of all. I would lie if I said it was not disheartening, but now is not the time for that.

If the Alliance wants a new war with the Horde, they will be given one! They will soon learn the price of biting off more than they can chew, and humans I find can chew very little. Soon they will be force fed the entire might of the Horde and will find it a grim meal indeed.

Do you hear me, Alliance dogs!!! We are coming for you!

The Forsaken Refugees

*From the writings of Dakore, Shaman of the Horde*


Saurfang took the news of his son's fate as any Horde father would when the son's deeds were heroic, with a stalwart pride. However, even he recognizes that the time for grief is not now.

Dire news from Orgrimmar. The Warchief has declared martial law, and Saurfang has instructed me to make haste to our city and lend aid. I go with all haste and found the streets of our city overflowing with dozens, hundreds of Forsaken refugees. From what I have gathered thus far, something has happened in Undercity.

Twilight

*From the writings of Dakore, Shaman of the Horde*

I have witnessed a tragedy this day.

What was suppose to be a grand siege against the gates of the Scourge has ended with betrayal and death. I have known few humans in my days who I would consider to be honorable, but Bolvar Fordragon has proven to be one of them. Seeing him and the younger Saurfang fighting side by side, more brothers than enemies, seeing them confront the Lich King himself, was a heartwarming vision.

But then it unravelled. Saurfang fell, and from my perch at the Kor'Koron Vanguard, I could still see his soul being claimed by that monstrous Lich King. He will pay for this, I swear! And then the betrayal I witnessed was nothing short of absolute disgrace! The Forsaken and their Blight have claimed many brave souls today, both Alliance and Horde. I saw Bolvar Fordragon fall into those mists, and then I saw the Lich King's retreat back into Angrathar.

They failed to kill their nemisis, as they always claimed they would have. They only succeeded in destroying their own allies!

It is a haze, and I try to think on it but it only makes me more angry, and for an old orc like me I do not want to feel rage in my heart. I feer, however, as the Dragonqueen has stated, the anger has just begun.

The flames of the Red Flight have cleared the disease of the Forsaken and the battlefield before the Wrath Gate is calm, though the signs of death are vivid around me. The presence of Alexstraza helps to calm the fury of all of us, and now there is new work to be done. Just as the patrons of the Alliance now gather the fallen shield of their own Bolvar, so too must I gather the armor of the slain younger Saurfang to take back and give his father the grim news of his son's fate.